The Parsons Trade Tracker

[dbair1967]

The Jerry Jones Big Tent Circus is like a box of chocolates.... You never know what you're gonna get.
Except there is no SB prize in there. Ever. Not in the Cards.

I dont think thats true TD

We know EXACTLY what we're going to get and have for 3 decades.

 

[dbair1967]

Not sure if this statement is legit or not. But if it is true then he can get the fuck out of here and we can stage the next great train robbery part 2!

But in the end, he will sign last minute because it’s all BS and all for show. He will sign on game day like Dak!

should have traded him before the April draft and taken the boatload of picks this yr and next yr

 

[touchdown]

I dont think thats true TD

We know EXACTLY what we're going to get and have for 3 decades.

True, it's shit. We just don't know what flavor or version of it we'll get from year to year, in the Regular season.

The Post Season... That script writes itself with the usual disappointments from everyone concerned.

 

[touchdown]

 

[Doomsday]

Smart.

 

[theoneandonly]

I would not be opposed to trading Micah for multiple picks but the problems are as follows: Any team trading for him will be good and feeling they are a player away. Meaning a team that will draft in the 20's and the picks will have a 2nd round grades. More important though, the same two a holes that have been in rebuild mode for 30 years will be doing the picking. Bottom line: expect the contract done a day or so before the opener for maximum publicity.

 

[yimyammer]

expect the contract done a day or so before the opener for maximum publicity

par for the course, how many times have we had to watch this show?

 

[icup]

 

[Doomsday]

par for the course, how many times have we had to watch this show?

But this time there's true animosity. Jerry thinks Micah welched on the deal. Micah says Jerry misunderstood their talk. Jerry's not talking to the agent at all.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[dbair1967]

I'll believe it when I see it, but it sounds like there are quite a few reporters who believe Parsons might really get traded now.

Not that I necessarily WANT to see him traded, but if they get the right kind of deal in return its probably best for everyone.

 

[yimyammer]

But this time there's true animosity. Jerry thinks Micah welched on the deal. Micah says Jerry misunderstood their talk. Jerry's not talking to the agent at all.

~yawn~

jeri always caves

 

[Doomsday]

~yawn~

jeri always caves

When has it ever gotten personal though? Real animosity.

 

[yimyammer]

When has it ever gotten personal though? Real animosity.

seems like it got personal ( at least in some peoples eyes) with Dez & Zeke, probably others but I dont care enough to look it up

maybe a miracle will happen and jeri will surprise us and let him walk or trade him for a couple of 7th round picks and proclaim victory

whatever happens, its likely to be idiotic

 

[yimyammer]

~yawn~

jeri always caves

I'm going down with the ship & sticking with this is all an act and a great way for Parsons to not participate in training camp/pre-season games and not get ridiculed by media/fans as being a bad teammate/primadonna plus he doesn't risk injury (that jeri has expressed "concern" about) while ginning up a lot of drama in the process, keeping the Cowboys in the news for reasons no fans enjoy or wish the focus was derived from.

I may eat these words but I bet he's re-signed around the week of practice before the first game

 

[dbair1967]

 

[Doomsday]

Jerry says there won't be a trade. Do you think he wouldn't take any calls though?

 

[dbair1967]

Parsons is MIA today. Apparently so is Jerry.

 

[dbair1967]

Maybe someone can 'splain what this is supposed to mean.

Seems like more drama garbage

 

[Scot]

Not sure if it’s a real quote or not. But if it is real he just earn major points from me.

Why?

Because fuck the Eagles, that’s why!