If you had to pick your death from one of the following, which would it be?

If you had to pick your death from one of the following, which would it be?

  • Burn to death in a car fire

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  • Buried alive in a coffin

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  • Slowly getting run over by a steam roller

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I'd take the gun shot wound. From what I understand from movies (Resevoir Dogs), getting shot in the gut is the most painful place to take a bullet.

But all those other deaths seem a lot more shitty.
 
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Freezing to death just seems like a hell of a way to go. But then again, isn't it that you go kind of crazy and think you're warm and start ripping clothes off? So maybe it wouldnt' be so bad afterall. Being cold sucks though.
 
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Avalanche... Pretty sure the impact would knock me out, and then I'd suffocate. Quicker and less painful than the others.
 

Bob Sacamano

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Avalanche... Pretty sure the impact would knock me out, and then I'd suffocate. Quicker and less painful than the others.

The one I picked for you was slowly getting crushed to death by a steamroller.
 

cmd34(work)

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Electric chair seems the quickest.

And who knows? I may survive and then have super powers.
 

cmd34(work)

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That wasn't part of the poll question.

That would suck as well.

The avalanche seems the least stressful.
 

ThoughtExperiment

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I thought they told us when reading Jack London stories in elementary school that freezing to death was actually a pretty painless way to go... :confused
 

Bob Sacamano

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and you'll be getting slowly getting run over by a steam roller. Plus, the steamroller operator is under the influence.

Oh yeah? Well, you'll be locked in a room with nothing but a chair, table, a handgun and dbair.
 

JBond

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Fed to a wood chipper and eaten by pigs should be added to the list.
 
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Woodchipper is over before you know it, and you probably go into shock relatively quickly.

Being locked in a coffin... you slowly suffocate in a confined space, thinking about all your loved ones and all of that.

Didn't you see the Ultimate Warrior get locked in a coffin by the Undertaker and how hard he tried to get out?
 
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