"This is a moral victory" - Jerry Jones

[Midswat]

‏@DMN_George31m
Jerry Jones: "This is a morale victory. It’s not a loser talking here. It’s just this has a lot of the feelings of a victory with it."

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Eat a moral bullet

 

[bbgun]

That will have Red and Kiffin shaking in their boots.

 

[cmd34]

He saw the all of the money brought in from this game and Notre Dame game this weekend and got the overwhelming feeling of victory. #winning!

 

[Bonecrusher#31]

‏@DMN_George31m
Jerry Jones: "This is a morale victory. It’s not a loser talking here. It’s just this has a lot of the feelings of a victory with it."

that's all I needed to hear...:wtf :suicide

 

[UVAwahoos]

He can choke on my moral dick. Fucking hate him so much.

 

[Hoofbite]

Jerry has about 21 moral Super Bowl trophies in his moral cabinet.

 

[Bonecrusher#31]

He saw the all of the money brought in from this game and Notre Dame game this weekend and got the overwhelming feeling of victory. #winning!

Cha-F'in-Ching

 

[bbgun]

Is it wrong to pray for bowel cancer?

 

[cmd34]

Is it wrong to pray for bowel cancer?

immediately googles "most painful cancer to die from"

 

[UVAwahoos]

Is it wrong to pray for bowel cancer?

It's like he picked up every bad habit except for smoking. Our luck blows that bad.

 

[peplaw06]

Yep, needed this thread. Thanks Jerry.

 

[Mr.Po]

I'm not greedy

Id settle for a stroke that leaves him unable to speak.

 

[UVAwahoos]

I'm not greedy

Id settle for a stroke that leaves him unable to speak.

But then he wouldn't be able to use his '90s flip phone.

 

[yimyammer]

Ha! What'd we say Sheik?

 

[yimyammer]

‏@DMN_George31m
Jerry Jones: "This is a morale victory. It’s not a loser talking here. It’s just this has a lot of the feelings of a victory with it."

OL Jerry, u jackass, victories have become so hard to come by it's come to this.

Hope we win the Morale Bowl!

 

[yimyammer]

He can choke on my moral dick. Fucking hate him so much.

, me too bro, we need to get all the haters together like the 72' Dolphins each year after another season goes down the toilet and celebrate Jerrys Moral victories and commiserate over our mutual hatred of all things Jerruh

 

[Sheik]

Yeah, you called that one, Yim.

Gosh, I figured that would be the tone in the locker room. Didnt think anyone, let alone Jerry, would have the audacity to publicly profess moral victory.

Holy crap is this thing getting THAT bad.

 

[UVAwahoos]

I'm gonna buy a ticket right next to Fox's microphone and cheer my ass off when this idiot finally kicks the bucket and they request a "moment of silence".

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jerry is just saying what everyone on CZ was hinting at.