Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

[bbgun]

I dub this The Bubble Bowl. Come for the Tanney, stay for the Heath.

 

[Jon88]

I can't wait.

We're gonna shock some people.

 

[Midswat]

Over/Under on Give a Fucks set at .5

I'm taking the under

 

[Jon88]

I'm taking the under at .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000137 on a scale of 1-10.

 

[Jon88]

I wanna bang one of those cheerleaders like bad.

 

[Hoofbite]

Escobar already looking for people to get out of the way of.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

WTF is everyone?

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

CUT THE WHOLE DEFENSE.

 

[Jon88]

This 2nd team defense fucking sucks.

 

[bbgun]

well that was deflating

 

[Hoofbite]

There's Heath showing us why he's too fair skinned to actually be counted on as a safety, right guys?

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

More great blocking from Escobar.

 

[Hoofbite]

Escobar just let a guy run right by him to hit Tanney.

 

[Hoofbite]

More great blocking from Escobar.

Not sure I've seen many guys miss when a DB comes straight at them. Then again, Escobar plays like the defenders have cooties so he's trying to make contact at all costs.

 

[Hoofbite]

I'm tracking Esco for the fuck of it.

So far I have 2 poor blocks, 2 awful blocks, 2 neutral plays (1 a run away from him, the other him doing just enough) and 1 good block but was very close to a hold.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

HEY JUNK! YOUR BOY MCSURDY! WAY TO GO! WAY TO WHIFF ON THE TACKLE!

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

I'm tracking Esco for the fuck of it.

So far I have 2 poor blocks, 2 awful blocks, 2 neutral plays (1 a run away from him, the other him doing just enough) and 1 good block but was very close to a hold.

You know, you're only this fucking bad at blocking because you don't like to block, nor have any desire to learn and become a better blocker. He just want to catch passes. Clearly he did no blocking at SDSU.

WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF A 2ND ROUNDER.

 

[Hoofbite]

You know, you're only this fucking bad at blocking because you don't like to block, nor have any desire to learn and become a better blocker. He just want to catch passes. Clearly he did no blocking at SDSU.

WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF A 2ND ROUNDER.

Even if he blocked every down in college he's still blocking small school guys.

I'm dead serious, I don't think he wants to engage people. I think he's a timid guy and if he doesn't toughen up a bit he's going to struggle.

He's a cupcake, Right Kind of Gal.

 

[Hoofbite]

OMG.....that play will do so much damage when the starters are playing. Yea esco.

Fuck, look at him gingerly go up to the DB and act like he's trying to cop a feel on a set of fine breasts.

 

[Hoofbite]

Jesus Christ he sucks at blocking. Just fucking go home you pussy.