Stragglers - Does Jason Garrett Deserve a 10 year extension?

[ThoughtExperiment]

Finally someone answers the thread with an answer I completely agree with.

I can't help it if these other yahoos don't know football, or how to lock up a sure thing. Buy low sell high, an old cowboy once told me. A wise cowboy at that.

Did you know Garrett means Born on Sunday and that his dad has been grooming him for this role for literally his entire life

I did know that. In fact I said it back in 1989 when Jason caught my eye as a backup for the San Antonio Gunslingers.

He knows football. He got his coaching genes from his deddy. The same winning genes behind that 0-10 season at Colombia. The same genes that got his dad fired for assaulting a player. Which shows he doesn't take any crap from people. Something Tom Landry also had.

If people can't see that, I don't know what to tell them.

 

[Sheik]

You tell them to go root for another team!!!!!!!

 

[ZeroClub]

I trust Jerry. Why would Garrett need or want anything besides a verbal agreement, sealed by a handshake?

 

[Everlastingxxx]

When Garrett takes a shit, Hostile rubs it on his fat face and on his fat disgusting belly.

 

[Sheik]

I heard someone say that football is a young mans game.

Garrett=young man.

 

[superpunk]

It's hard to win a super bowl. Just listen to people who've won one. So that can't be your expectation, unless you want to land among the cloud moons and see the venus transit.

 

[Sheik]

When Garrett takes a shit, Hostile rubs it on his fat face and on his fat disgusting belly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.




Who told you this?

 

[Sheik]

It's hard to win a super bowl. Just listen to people who've won one. So that can't be your expectation, unless you want to land among the cloud moons and see the venus transit.

Lo-wered ex-pec-ta-tions.

 

[Sheik]

I wish I remember less about those short shorts Becky Hamilton wore in the 8th grade, and more about those bullshit posters from the book fair that Mr. Davis had hanging up in class.

 

[63echo]

Only if he and his wife start pumping out more future Cowboy staff. If he doesn't have two more (male) children during his extension then he can gtfo and be replaced by Judd/Justin/Jack/Jaffar/whoeverthefuck.

Ought to be easy with this WAG:

 

[superpunk]

Lo-wered ex-pec-ta-tions.

what you don't realize is that my expectations are sky-high within the paradigm of me being a janitor. We're working from different points of reference - what some consider failure I consider a day in which no children vomited in the corridor.

 

[peplaw06]

When Garrett takes a shit, Hostile rubs it on his fat face and on his fat disgusting belly.

That's just ludicrous.

 

[Sheik]

what you don't realize is that my expectations are sky-high within the paradigm of me being a janitor. We're working from different points of reference - what some consider failure I consider a day in which no children vomited in the corridor.

Yeah. . .

Reach for the stars.

Superbowl hopes is for crazy persons.

Got it, CCboy.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

When Garrett takes a shit, Hostile rubs it on his fat face and on his fat disgusting belly.

Love that dry wit

 

[Midswat]

lol

 

[bbgun]

When Garrett takes a shit, Hostile rubs it on his fat face and on his fat disgusting belly.

I can see that. I mean, his head's up Jerry's ass 24/7, so the Garrett thing isn't that farfetched.

 

[Jon88]

This is the wierdest thread I have ever seen.

 

[bbgun]

This is the wierdest thread I have ever seen.

 

[ZeroClub]

 

[superpunk]

pretty sure that was shopped