I'm so bored that I'm trolling people on Craigslist.
Just responded to an add in the free section about someone giving away a waterbed. I Emailed them asking if they could assure me that no heavy set people have ever had sex on it. No response yet.
I also had this interesting exchange with a woman giving away an older style large screen tv:
~no response~
And this one for a guy advertising a free couch and loveseat. The couch had some stains and the middle cushion was ripped:
~no response~
~next day, he reposted his ad... I emailed him again
lol
I'm wicked mature for a professiona 34 year old father of three.
Just responded to an add in the free section about someone giving away a waterbed. I Emailed them asking if they could assure me that no heavy set people have ever had sex on it. No response yet.
I also had this interesting exchange with a woman giving away an older style large screen tv:
midswat said:Hi! Saw your ad for the Sony TV for free. Does it work? Also, can I use it to watch porn?
Tammy said:You can watch whatever you want Dan. However, someone is already on the way out to pick up the Tv.
midswat said:What if I get there first? Also, are you hott Tammy? Want to get drinks sometime?
Tammy said:The TV is gone! ;-(
Hmmm? What do I look like? How will you ever know?
midswat said:How would I ever know?
Hmmm. Not sure. guess I could look you up on Facebook.
EDIT: Facebook profile link removed because of some cyber romeo killjoy feggit.
You'll do. How about I bring over a bottle of cheap wine and we can watch a romantic comedy on whatever television you're replacing that big one with?
PS - I also like Tim McGraw.
Tammy said:Clever! Cheap wine huh? That sounds awfully romantic!
But I’d have to know more……..
midswat said:I am but an open book. All you have to do is turn the pages. Which, of course, is a clever way of saying ask away.
But wouldn't you rather play the awkward get to know you game over candle light with some chinese food and a bottle of Yellow Tail? And fret not my love, I have no objection to wearing a condom.
~no response~
midswat said:Tammycakes,
We're never going to be able to make sweet passionate love if you keep ignoring me.
Also, why do all Kenny Chesney songs sound alike? Doesn't he have anything better to sing about than high school memories?
And this one for a guy advertising a free couch and loveseat. The couch had some stains and the middle cushion was ripped:
midswat said:I noticed you had your sofa and loveseat advertised on Craigslist for free. Any chance you can get that steamcleaned and fix that middle cushion? Let me know when that is done and I'll come get it off your hands.
Ethan said:nope, free=as is
midswat said:Ethan, man to man, you know I can't be slayin mad pussy on a raggedy ass couch like that. Hook a ***** up and fix that for me. I can pick it up by 6, which gives you an hour and a half of patching/cleaning time. Let me know.
Ethan said:not fixin it. you want it or not?
midswat said:n, I have elected NOT to come get your couch and loveseat on account of your piss poor attitude and lack of customer service.
Let this be a lesson. You have noone to blame but yourself.
Ethan said:you don't get customer service for free stuff, its free, if I were selling anything then I would worry about it.
midswat said:Ethan I will fucking fist fight you if you keep fucking with me. Also, can you fix the middle cushion?
~no response~
~next day, he reposted his ad... I emailed him again
midswat said:I noticed you had your sofa and loveseat advertised on Craigslist for free. Any chance you can get that steamcleaned and fix that middle cushion? Let me know when that is done and I'll come get it off your hands.
Ethan said:fuck you
lol
I'm wicked mature for a professiona 34 year old father of three.
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