Hostile's Hall of Fame Talent Evaluations from years gone by...

[UVAwahoos]

Found this gem after every season since 2008:

Jason Garrett will be good. I mean it this time.

 

[Midswat]

^

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

^ yep

 

[Freddie]

I love me some CobraKai. I'll be PM'ing you an Own invite.

 

[cmd34]

I love me some CobraKai. I'll be PM'ing you an Own invite.

You guys have a lot in common.

 

[CobraKai]

I like to ban people for no reason and melodramatically threaten to leave if someone is let back.

It's either her or me, Johnny. Her or me...

 

[Hoofbite]

I like to ban people for no reason and melodramatically threaten to leave if someone is let back.

It's either her or me, Johnny. Her or me...

Does she have nice tits?

 

[CobraKai]

I don't actually know what bbgun looks like. My guess is yes.

 

[Freddie]

I like to ban people for no reason and melodramatically threaten to leave if someone is let back.

What in the name of farmer's nose hairs are you talking about?

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Bump

 

[Jon88]

Lol, farmers nose hairs...

 

[dbair1967]

Hos, what are you hearing about tonight? Is there a chance we might get some defensive help?

PM me if you cant put this out for all.

 

[bbgun]

"Ultimately [Jerry Jones] makes the call on who we're choosing as a football team," coach Jason Garrett said. "But the process that we go through with Will McClay and Tom Ciskowski and all of our scouts and all of our coaches, it's really a thorough process and that communication was outstanding."

but .. but .. I thought Jerry was a mere figurehead?

 

[dbair1967]

but .. but .. I thought Jerry was a mere figurehead?

Are you calling him a liar???!!!!!!!

 

[Omegasupreme]

Ultimately it's Jerry Jones...who we're choosing as a football team. I think Jason has really lost track of what and who the word "we" really refers to. He uses that particular pronoun so much it has no meaning, except as a catch-all to explain Jason's inability to define his own role on the team accurately.

 

[Freddie]

Hos, what are you hearing about tonight? Is there a chance we might get some defensive help?

Thanks for asking. I just got off the phone with Stephen, and he let me know who they are selecting, but I'm sorry I can't tell you. I swore on my Mom's missing arm that I wouldn't tell anyone. Jason doesn't even know yet.

We will definitely get some help on defense this year. I recommended a Safety in the fourth that I think they will pick based upon my in-depth scouting report. I won't divulge his name here, but I'll tell you that when that Football is snapped, he runs around like a rabid polecat with a plastic Baskin-Robbins spoon in it's butt tethered to a safety pin poked through his testicles. A real stud.

 

[NoDak]

 

[dbair1967]

Thanks for asking. I just got off the phone with Stephen, and he let me know who they are selecting, but I'm sorry I can't tell you. I swore on my Mom's missing arm that I wouldn't tell anyone. Jason doesn't even know yet.

We will definitely get some help on defense this year. I recommended a Safety in the fourth that I think they will pick based upon my in-depth scouting report. I won't divulge his name here, but I'll tell you that when that Football is snapped, he runs around like a rabid polecat with a plastic Baskin-Robbins spoon in it's butt tethered to a safety pin poked through his testicles. A real stud.

AWESOME!!! Thanks for sharing Hos!

 

[dbair1967]

What does the Fonz have to do with Hos' insider info?

 

[UVAwahoos]

Must be a superpower derived from jorts.