Actually I'm changing my vote to John "the martyr" Garrett.
Clearly overqualified for his position, he nonetheless stepped in front of the toy bullet aimed at his ginger brother and became the hero Dallas needed in a time of despair. Who would have thought that being "highly in demand" would lead to rejection from a division II coaching job and then a made up coaching position in Florida.
John the Matyr could last be seen sucking dick for crack at a Wawa near the turnpike stop for Princeton, NJ where the Garrett family football legend began. Cuz when I think of excellent football, I think Ivy League.