2017 Week Five NFL Thread

[Scot]

Well shit son
We don’t look like total shit today

Things are looking up

Our O-Line still sucks but at least Dak is making shit happen

 

[dbair1967]

Dak is looking really good so far. I wonder if the Red Dolt will make some adjustments at the half to minimize him.

Nah, his attitude is "well its working so we are good"

Meanwhile the other team goes in at half and figures shit out.

 

[English Cowboy]

Dare I say that Jaylon Smith is not even the best football player in his own family.

 

[dbair1967]

Well shit son
We don’t look like total shit today

You must have missed us on defense where every Packer play worked to perfection on opening drive, except the PAT

 

[Scot]

I must have been grabbing a beer or something

What happened on the GB PAT?

 

[Scot]

Yay King might have a concussion

Dez might catch a couple today

 

[English Cowboy]

I must have been grabbing a beer or something

What happened on the GB PAT?

As John Madden would say, "DOINK!".

 

[Dodger12]

Nice sack!!! But I don't think any down and distance is safe with this D.

 

[Scot]

You must have missed us on defense where every Packer play worked to perfection on opening drive, except the PAT

That’s not “total shit”

That’s only partial shit. Total shit would be if our offense has been stuffed

 

[Dodger12]

What kind of formation is that by GB??? Oh, it's a punt. I didn't recognize it.

 

[Scot]

Back to back sacks! Fuck yeah! Welcome back DI

 

[dbair1967]

Shit, I guess miracles do happen. Our defense gets off the field.

 

[dbair1967]

What kind of formation is that by GB??? Oh, it's a punt. I didn't recognize it.

 

[Doomsday]

This is what it's gonna take. Score, get a stop, score again. Repeat. No letup.

 

[Scot]

Until we come back from the half and GB makes their adjustments and we make zero adjustments

Then those roles will be reversed!

 

[Scot]

ODBjr out with a broken fibula

And the hits keep on coming

It couldn’t happen to a better team

 

[Mr.Po]

QB sneak. They must have wiped the dust off the playbook to find that.

 

[Scot]

No shit

I was thinking the same exact thing

We could never do that with good ole glass back Romo

 

[Scot]

OBJ, Sheppard, and Harris all left with injuries

 

[Mr.Po]

Witten looks like the Matrix when he catches the ball.......s l o w m o t I o n