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How do you lose a NFL game when:

You outgain other team 460-289
You have 27 first downs to their 13
Your team rushes for 233 on 41 rushing attempts.
You're 6/11 on 3rd down, other team is 3/11
TOP 38:04 to 21:56

thats become a Cowboys trademark.....losing in ways that defy all odds and break the worst kinds of records

its fucking disgusting
 

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Correction please.....It's a Garrett trademark.

It really kinda started after Jimmy left. Has been there to some extent under all the coaches since. The common denominator is obviously the senile drunk who owns/runs the team.

Garrett's just taken it to extreme's in his tenure.
 
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How do you lose a NFL game when:

You outgain other team 460-289
You have 27 first downs to their 13
Your team rushes for 233 on 41 rushing attempts.
You're 6/11 on 3rd down, other team is 3/11
TOP 38:04 to 21:56
turnovers, penalties, and special teams TDs
 

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we're now -9 in turnover ratio...

I believe we got all 3 of out takeaways in one game, so the other 5 we have zero. On the other hand, we've turned it over in every game this season at least once.

Last yr we were +6 overall and had 25 giveaways in 16 games. We are well ahead of that pace now in a bad way.
 
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How do you lose a NFL game when:

You outgain other team 460-289
You have 27 first downs to their 13
Your team rushes for 233 on 41 rushing attempts.
You're 6/11 on 3rd down, other team is 3/11
TOP 38:04 to 21:56

Garrett
 

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How do you lose a NFL game when:

You outgain other team 460-289
You have 27 first downs to their 13
Your team rushes for 233 on 41 rushing attempts.
You're 6/11 on 3rd down, other team is 3/11
TOP 38:04 to 21:56

Easy
Turnovers
 

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How do you lose a NFL game when:

You outgain other team 460-289
You have 27 first downs to their 13
Your team rushes for 233 on 41 rushing attempts.
You're 6/11 on 3rd down, other team is 3/11
TOP 38:04 to 21:56


GARRETT. Need you really ask?
 

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His name is The Clapper.

Please refer to him correctly.



Hey! He took the team on a field trip to 9/11 site. He has to use one of the great American tragedies to try and inspire his team to win a fucking football game, just to mask his incompetence. It's a gimmick. Reminds me of Campo's lunch box and time clock gimmick, you guys remember that from Hard Knocks?
 

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Chip Kelly is getting really bloated.

He looks like a body they find on Criminal Minds that's been floating face down in a pond for 2 weeks.
 

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Well at least we got our running game going

233 yards
Pretty damn good
Shit that's better then last years rushing attack
 
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