Witten and Ware stat update:

[Sheik]

Ware: 149 career sacks.
Witten: 290 career rec.

 

[UVAwahoos]

lol

I love you.

-bbgun

 

[bbgun]

Oh man. If there's one thing worse than TOH (if you've read one, you've read them all), it's that.

 

[Sheik]

:fern

 

[UVAwahoos]

There is a corps group of posters who have exposed me as a lying fraud. How could they not believe that I jumped my harley over that luna county sheriff humvee,and then practically stopped 9/11 from occurring before it occurred? Still, I've spent 50,000+ hours here. I cannot leave now. Julie's pussy is likely filled with cobwebs and the stench of formaldehyde at this point. I don't know how to do anything else, and only 5 FUCKING POSTERS reply when I say no more primers?! WHY AM I SUCH A LIGHTENING ROD FOR THIS HATE?!!! :Emo w/ bluestarsmileybackground

-Diary of a Burke (8/13/12)

 

[Sheik]