Michelle Obama joined Twitter

[Bob Sacamano]

Her first twit was posting a picture of her new bangs. Twat.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

She does not need to be posting pics of herself. She fugly!

 

[Jon88]

I'd do her.

 

[cmd34]

I'd hit.

With all due respect.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[UVAwahoos]

I'd hit.

Nice body and freakishly athletic.

 

[dbair1967]

I'd hit.

Nice body and freakishly athletic.

You like cow asses?

I see

 

[jeebus]

Fvcking the presidents wife is treasonous and is punishable by beheadings!

If we let joe schmo fvck H.W's wife, who knows whose bastard would have sat on the thrown in 2001-2008.