Mega Millions reaches $540 million

[kristie]

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/nassau/mega-millions-jackpot-biggest-in-world-history-1.3631668



anybody here going to go for it? if any of you are, just imagine what you can buy. :naughty

 

[Cythim]

I threw $5 into an office pool, right now we have 16 people so my cut would still be about $16M after taxes.

 

[Cr122]

lol Not a snowball's chance in hell for me.


I have the Al Bundy curse when it comes to the lottery.

 

[Sheik]

I'm in a couple pools.

I have 300 tickets.

Not holding my breath.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I rarely play the lottery. I do find myself a little lucky at times. I might throw a dollar at it and dream of all the prostitutes i could bang.

 

[cmd34]

I rarely play the lottery. I do find myself a little lucky at times. I might throw a dollar at it and dream of all the prostitutes i could bang.

for that same dollar you could have 2 of the prostitutes bob frequents.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

for that same dollar you could have 2 of the prostitutes bob frequents.

If that. Gay sex is usually free.

 

[Iamtdg]

I haven't bought a lottery ticket in 15 years, but you can't win if you don't play, right?

I bought 10 bucks worth.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Whenever I buy tickets and then the person behind me buys tickets I'm like "yea right buddy"

 

[cmd34]

If that. Gay sex is usually free.

Ummm, no idea. You're on your own with that one....

 

[dbair1967]

If I win, I'm donating my Mod job to one of you lucky guys

 

[Midswat]

I'm going to buy a few tickets.

 

[bbgun]

I'm going to lease that anti-Jerry billboard everyone's been putting off for years.

 

[Iamtdg]

I'm going to lease that anti-Jerry billboard everyone's been putting off for years.

 

[dbair1967]

I'm going to lease that anti-Jerry billboard everyone's been putting off for years.

I'm going to pay some XXX company to make you an authentic WG sex doll.

I'm sure it might have to be delivered in a dump truck, but it'll be as good as the real thing. No price will be too much.

 

[Cr122]

lol

Brings back memories, huh, Iamtdg?

 

[Iamtdg]

lol

Brings back memories, huh, Iamtdg?

If I won the lottery, I would have mobile billboards circling Valley Ranch every day honking outside his window until he either gave in, or begged Kevorkian to come back to life just to have one more patient.

 

[Sheik]

lol

The scene in my head is epic.

 

[Cr122]

lol

 

[kristie]

I'm going to lease that anti-Jerry billboard everyone's been putting off for years.

lollollollol