EZEKIEL ELLIOT IN CAR CRASH!!!

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

He's uninjured.


Cowboys' Ezekiel Elliott uninjured in minor car crash - NFL.com

 

[Scot]

He said he feels like nothing even happened

So nothing to worry about

 

[English Cowboy]

In other not-news, Dak picked his nose a bit too vigorously and made it bleed. Should be good to go by Sunday.