Dez cuts his fingers; concocts bullshit excuse

[bbgun]

 

[Dodger12]

What's so hard to believe about that? You never cut your finger chopping up some veggies?

 

[icup]

 

[Scot]

I believe it

Dez is dumb enough to hold the carrot in one hand while cutting it with the other instead of putting the carrot on a cutting board and cutting it that way

I totally believe Dez is that dumb

 

[bbgun]

What's so hard to believe about that? You never cut your finger chopping up some veggies?

he doesn't strike me as a big soup eater

 

[icup]

just read between the lines here folks.

its common knowledge dez is allergic to carrots.

that only means the monkey is back in the picture. season over? not so fast. the monkey is team dak.

 

[theoneandonly]

Yeah this guy is Roy Tarpley dumb. Remember when Roy burned himself by ironing a shirt while wearing it? Yeah, that level of dumb.

 

[yimyammer]

I believe it

Dez is dumb enough to hold the carrot in one hand while cutting it with the other instead of putting the carrot on a cutting board and cutting it that way

I totally believe Dez is that dumb

Dude, he cut it with his can opener, he just wants to sound fancy

 

[Midswat]

Hope it was the finger that was on the line in 2012 vs the Giants.

 

[Scot]

he doesn't strike me as a big soup eater

He's just tryin to get his Chunky deal done

 

[dbair1967]

Yeah this guy is Roy Tarpley dumb. Remember when Roy burned himself by ironing a shirt while wearing it? Yeah, that level of dumb.

Holy crap? Is this really true?

 

[Dodger12]

he doesn't strike me as a big soup eater

Yeah.....or a chef for that matter. Maybe you're right. The guy has enough issues memorizing routes, let alone soup recipes.

 

[MrB]

Holy crap? Is this really true?

Yes, it's true. Was a stud on the court but dumb as shit off of it.