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[bbgun]

Troy: You'll never win a championship
Tony: I know.

 

[superpunk]

Yes to both.

 

[Midswat]

Troy: That faded star on your shirt represents how you, your teammates, coaching, and ownership have tarnished what was once a proud franchise. You make me sick.
Tony: I know.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Troy: "want tips on how to get your head coach fired?"

Tony: "heh, yeah"

 

[cmd34(work)]

Aikman: " Thanks for breaking all my records Tony."
Romo: "Your boy Garrett is a freakin ******."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tony: "Jerry said the running game will open up the passing game for you."

Troy: "huh?"

 

[bbgun]

Tony: Your slow ass would have been sacked 100 times behind this line.
Troy: Fuck you.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Troy: hi
Tony: hey

brair1967

 

[cmd34(work)]

Troy: hi
Tony: hey

bair

Great idea.

Captions now must be Zone style. Homerist post wins.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Troy: "Who is a ****** on Dallas Cowboys Universe?"

Tony: "lol bbgun, cmd, mb4, superpunk, sheik, tupperware, everlastingxxx, cr122, jon88, pretty much everyone but Bob Sacamano, he's cool, I'd let him sleep with my mom even."

 

[bbgun]

Tony: Is Jerry the best or what?
Troy: Oh, absolutely. Jimmy can only dream of being that smart.

 

[Midswat]

Tony: Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.
Troy: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[cmd34(work)]

Troy: "Who is a ****** on Dallas Cowboys Universe?"

Tony: "lol bbgun, cmd, mb4, superpunk, sheik, tupperware, everlastingxxx, cr122, jon88, pretty much everyone but Bob Sacamano, he's cool, I'd let him sleep with my mom even."

I said Zone style, not CowboyJoe style...

 

[cmd34(work)]

Tony: Is Jerry the best or what?
Troy: Oh, absolutely. Jimmy can only dream of being that smart.

Early leader in the clubhouse.

 

[cmd34(work)]

My Zone entry...

Troy: "You're doing a great job Tony."

Tony: "I can only hope to be the leader like you one day Troy."

 

[bbgun]

Tony: Don't you wish Drew Pearson would shut the fuck up?
Troy: I hear ya, bro. He couldn't carry Irvin's jock.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Troy: "Is Hostile tracking your career stats?"

Tony: "lol...huh?"

 

[superpunk]

Tony: Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.
Troy: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Most creative even though it is someone else's words.

 

[Sheik]

Troy:I wanna fuck you.

Tony: y not, my offensive line always does.

 

[bbgun]

Troy: Some glorified janitor named Michael Burke keeps asking me to forward his resume to Jerry.

Tony: Holy shit! You too?