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  1. CouchCoach

    Why did this make Jerry Jones so miserable....

    The owner could not be content being the smart guy that defied the advice and hired a college coach. He showed his hole card when he asked Johnson to make it look like he was the one approving the draft picks and Wannstedt had to talk his HC into coming into the war room. Two oversized egos...
  2. CouchCoach

    Who Here is Not Entirely Sold on Dak Prescott?

    I want to see Prescott under attack before I think he can be a consistent tier 1 QB. He's had an inordinately long time in the pocket to set his feet and make the throws. When the pocket has collapsed has been when he's struggled and not protected the ball well. However, they will pay him and...
  3. CouchCoach

    Zeke Says He Wants to Be A Leader For The Cowboys

    The followers are sporting $600 "man bags".
  4. CouchCoach

    Earl Thomas thread

    They have openly talked about Dak's next contract too much not to do it. He would have to completely come undone so even his detractors better be hoping he's more like the 2016 version. The other dynamic in this is White is a more accurate QB than Dak has ever been and I will be surprised if...
  5. CouchCoach

    The 2018 Debacle as I see it

    The incidents of getting caught are actually very low on the grand scale, it is the Cowboys that lead the league in this kind of stuff. Not saying they do it more, they just get caught more. He showed up a fat fuck and was sent home, how do you think he's going to do now with missing the first...
  6. CouchCoach

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    He is not a HC; he is playing the part of a HC and that works just fine for his boss.....as long as he doesn't upstage him. He's got all the coachspeak cliches down pat to sound like a HC and uses fuck a lot. There's only one problem, come game day those players know the difference in a real...
  7. CouchCoach

    Earl Thomas thread

    It is several positions away from even being a playoff contender, let alone a SB team. They need to keep their picks as they do not even know the needs list at this time on defense. On the O side, they don't know what they have at LG, WR and TE and dare I say it? QB. What if Dak does not...
  8. CouchCoach

    The 2018 Debacle as I see it

    Well, would you just look at that, Garrett is faster than the whole damned team.
  9. CouchCoach

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    I was just trying to make the best of a bad situation, the same as the ownership. I used to think he was an OK strategist, being the easier part of the job, and a poor tactician but I think he's poor at both now. But I did watch part of All or Nothing and he can sure say "fuck" a lot. I kept...
  10. CouchCoach

    Zeke Says He Wants to Be A Leader For The Cowboys

    LMAO, now we're talking. I go back even further to the two originators of the TD celebration, Elmo Wright and Billy "White Shoes" Johnson. For pure athleticism, they were untouchable and both could do the splits and come back up in one move. It was like Jackie Wilson and James Brown playing...
  11. CouchCoach

    Zeke Says He Wants to Be A Leader For The Cowboys

    The OP asked what kind of leader we thought Zeke would be, not about the selfish feed me sign. Some are OK with it, some like it and some like me feel it's childish and selfish and makes him look like what I think he is, a child in a man's body. Want people to look at you, Zeke, just run the...
  12. CouchCoach

    Zeke Says He Wants to Be A Leader For The Cowboys

    No, not really. Ya think I was serious? Ever known me to be?
  13. CouchCoach

    Zeke Says He Wants to Be A Leader For The Cowboys

    I'm sorry but did someone ask you?
  14. CouchCoach

    What is latest on Randy Gregory

    No, Ganjory, his head belongs on a 400lb man. Zeke's looks that way because he's all Ewok'd out.
  15. CouchCoach

    What is latest on Randy Gregory

    The last thing I read about him was he was going to NY to meet with Goodell. I think Goodell asked for the Classics Illustrated of his reinstatement request, which is reportedly 2K pages long. I think 1,999 pages are I WILL NOT SMOKE DOPE, repeatedly in 10 font and the last page an 8/10...
  16. CouchCoach

    Earl Thomas thread

    I am good with that as Thomas wants to be paid like one of the best Safety's and our secondary is one of the most affordable ones in the league. I do feel if he thought Thomas was a high need, they would have already busted a move on him. Personally, I don't want him because that stunt he...
  17. CouchCoach

    Earl Thomas thread

    There's one thing about this possible trade that's different from the others. It's not about his ability that has the naysayers backed up, it's about then cap hit. Anyone that doesn't think he would be an instant improvement in the secondary hasn't watched him play center field. My only...
  18. CouchCoach

    Earl Thomas thread

    I feel you are off on that last 07, more like 05.
  19. CouchCoach

    Cowboys OTA's/MiniCamp/Pre TC thread

    Same here, Lawrence is going to get the Ware treatment and someone else better come to his defense. Irving is such a physical specimen, I hate to give up on him because I believe he could be as good as Watt. He could be the guy pulling doubles on the inside. But he's got this history that...
  20. CouchCoach

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Forgive me if this has already been mentioned but the single worst job of coaching I have ever seen out of a Cowboys HC was the Atlanta game last season. Defending NFC champ on the ropes at home and needing to save their season and Garrett has a QB not really playing well and missing his LT...
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