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He has a better chance at getting a mythical Unicorn

After watching this game I now know what Democrats felt like on Election Day 2016

We may not have to beat them with the way things are going We are already in first place

Dak is the ONLY Cowboy that’s “winning” tonight Shit, his stock is going up just by sitting on his couch

Even the 4-12 season didn’t feel this shitty and hopeless Good thing we have the best back up QB in the league right?

And our secondary gets torched again 1 80 yard TD and now a 61 yarder So far

I really wish Baker would have made that a pick six Ya know, just for Jeruh’s birthday Hopefully this shit will give him a heart attack

ROFLMFAO HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERUH! You old rotten nutsack you

Baker is just wrecking our shit tonight All game long

LOL just LOL

We even missed the FG perfect

In my best Dennis Green impersonation “We are who we thought we were”

I was 100% on board and happy with the MM hire and especially getting rid of Garrett But at this point I have to question the culture that MM has installed here in Dallas where this type of shit is acceptable week after week after week after week after week It’s not a fluke It’s a fucking...

There is not one single motherfucker on this team with a set of balls or a backbone At some point you just gotta suck it up and say enough is enough and take the game into your own hands, have some fucking pride, and make a fucking play!

Jimmy Johnson woulda done the same You don’t kick the other team when they are down You rip their fucking heart out!

Even the sure handed clutch player Gallup drops a fucking TD pass This is just a clusterfuck of epic proportions

If I hadn’t already given up on this season I would be really pissed right now! The only thing worth a shit tonight is Dalton Shultz

Down by 21 Let’s run the ball with Zeke who has already fumbled twice tonight