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we've tried but she's never done it so we have to work up to it. I also feel like it's more production than it's worth. Mountains of lube and barely getting the tip in before pain and....I'm bored. working on the threesome bit.

When you're as awesome as me you end up turning good girls into freaks. What can I say, it's a gift.

1-900-IM-SO-JELLY

lol it was hers. I could post that text too but it's basically a penthouse forum letter of things she wants me to do to her

6. That was rough. Also I have purple sangria puke on my shoe.

None of that has fuckall to do with this thread. That's why it gets frustrating to have a conversation with someone who has topic ADD and if you settle one they completely shift to something else. See: all the idiot conservatives who argue with me about politics.

Because he's a good player. Stop being a fucking retard.

It's the same amount of money. It just gets transformed from base salary to signing bonus (guaranteed money). So if you were scheduled to make 9 mil per season this year in base salary, the team can turn that into a signing bonus and spread it out over the length of the contract. So they...

so what? is it your money? Pay Livings 40 mil per year for all I care, just make sure we can sign who we want, hold onto players we want and be able to look to upgrade our shitty 40 mil/per guard.

its not a silver lining. It's about the topic of the fucking thread, retard.

you absolutely were. noone is trying to feel comfy except maybe david. But we're not in cap hell, and that has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not we've given contracts to shitty players.

don't conflate making poor signings with cap hell, robert.two entirely different things.

and thank jesus for that.

I'm sure your time on the internet has taught you that asses are capable of housing some enormous shit, bb.

I firmly believe that with enough practice and determination anything is possible.

I'm like an onion. shrekhumor

and if you thought they were long, convoluted and had too many goddam characters and not enough resolution before....god help you trying to make it through 4/5

DONE

her but I'm pretty much open to anything.

should have been fucking your face i guess but like i said, inebriated