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  1. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Jerry's idiotic insistence on getting a viable DT in the deal (why?) almost certainly made the pool of interested teams even smaller. Clark won't be here by the time this team contends again.
  2. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Sturm says he's not a run stuffer.
  3. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Then why did Jimmy drag him into a bathroom stall to tell him his career was going down the crapper? Clearly he was pulling some shit even when Jimmy was there.
  4. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    You're making too much of the training table. Yes, it was a bad look, but it doesn't justify trading a generational talent for pennies on the dollar. We're in this mess because he needlessly antagonized Micah and his agent. Other players have done way worse (Haley throwing the helmet and...
  5. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Tyler Smith will get a big chunk of that.
  6. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    David, if you give this trade your blessings, I will have no choice but to bludgeon you with a tire iron.
  7. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    He's the Jesse Solomon of this trade.
  8. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Terrible. Clark is old and both first rounders are likely to be in the 20's. They had to get someone like Gary in the deal. We got raped.
  9. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Funny how Terry McLaurin's bum ankle magically healed the second he signed.
  10. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Surprised the Packers want him. They put on a clinic in the playoff game on how to neutralize him. He couldn't have been more invisible. They have enough talent to be drafting somewhere in the 20's, so it's not like we'd be sending him to New Orleans.
  11. bbgun

    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    Oldest looking college kid in America. He was only 22 here. Not sure what Jean, an absolute dime, saw in him.
  12. bbgun

    Thank you Jimmy Johnson!

    Was screaming at the TV to kick the FG. Yes, I realize mental midget Elliott was shaky.
  13. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    You'd be trading a stud (albeit flawed) for a bunch of maybes. The Rams did the same thing with Dickerson and did nothing with those draft picks.
  14. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Dooms (may I call you Dooms?), don't get sucked into dbair's rabbit hole of unrealistic trades that greatly favor Dallas.
  15. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Dude (may I call you dude?), a rebuilding team like the Titans is not gonna fork over high draft picks (which will almost certainly be in the top 10) when they're not one player away.
  16. bbgun

    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    To cheer you up, here's Jerry in the Jones family graveyard. It shouldn't be long now.
  17. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    They won't trade him. That would be tantamount to quitting on the season, and Jerry doesn't want to see empty seats. He thinks we're a contender every year.
  18. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    that's just how Gen Z pouts
  19. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    If we got more than a 6th for him I'd be shocked. Only we overpay for mediocrity.
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