Search results

Yeah I kinda doubt he pulls this crap with Belicheat, or Landry, or Parcells, or Jimmy, or any real friggin' coach.

If all Zeke does is protect the football better than "loaf of bread" Murray we should be fine in the rushing department.

To quote the old magic 8 ball, "outlook not good". Who leads the league in receiving yards in 2016?

^^^ Also recall that Marion Barber basically flipped Garrett the bird regarding the dress code to no consequences. Oh, but Garrett cut a couple scrub nobodies for the same offense. Most of the starters tune Garrett out completely. Romo sure does when it comes to what plays we run on offense so...

They keep shitting in one hand while wishing for an interception by Mo in the other. They should figure out why they have one hand covered in shit and the other has no ints. It also fits in with the old saying fo those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it over and over... or...

Nope, he's too old at this point. Will our collective secondary total more or less than 5 interceptions in 2016?

Had to fix that for clarity.

Goff. Who will win DROY?

1 time is an anomaly. 2 times is a trend.

It's the annual koolaid drive to get chumps to part with dollars, and give the sunshine crew talking points to combat those of us for whom 2+2 must always equal 4. In other words... been hearing this same shit every year since the late 1990s. It rings quite hollow when one examines the way the...

No team in the Super Bowl era has done worse than last year's Cowboys defense. None. Not the 0-16 Lions, not the 0-14 expansion Buccaneers, and not even any 1982 strike season teams. Even the 0-8-1 Colts of 1982 only needed 9 games to do better than 11 turnovers. It was yet another franchise...

Yeah, lets take away the profit motive for highly skilled people because that is going to work out just great into the future. Fee for service is the ONLY way it can work. When you get government involved you get the problems we have today and single payer... you've got to be one stupid...

He's probably shocked that anyone would cut him a check after his 0-16 masterpiece.

The picture I posted is William Sadler portraying Death in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. He does somewhat resemble the wrestler Sting though.

Future MVP of the Cowboys -

Dez has needed a "fucking idiot prevention" task force to babysit him thus far in his career. To expect him to be responsible enough to get in football shape on his own requires a leap of faith. Now that he got paid I don't think he is hungry anymore. I hope he proves me wrong on that, but we...

You guys also have to keep in mind the football gods and their hatred of Jerry. It would not surprise me in the least if Elliott suffers a season ending knee injury in game one just like Galloway did in the pickle juice game. Also, for the Elliott pick to elevate this team above 4-12 he's going...

These guys can lie their asses off all they want. That 2nd round pick is the proof that Jerry still makes all the calls from jocks to socks.

Yep. Might as well keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again. Jerry handicapped his own roster by not putting Romo on IR so he could free up a roster spot for possible help in 2015. Also wasted a roster spot keeping two kickers a few years back (who the fuck does stupid shit like...