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Sad homers are the only type that are tolerable. Thank you, McClay, for "ratifying" that we still suck as a franchise and for saving us from another day of David Spagnola's gag lovefest posts.

Just take David's reaction and make it slightly more homoerotic. You'll arrive at your answer (or your head will explode).

Lemme guess. You like him?

This regime also "wanted" all of the 2009 draft. Homers gonna homer.

yeah cuz the players "we want" have all really panned out well in the last 15 years when Parcells wasn't holding Jerry's hand. Can we ban this misplaced CZ poster? dbair is plenty homer enough for an entire board.

Sounds like the perfect way to stay in that 6-8 win range. Not really winning, but not really rebuilding because they don't believe in stockpiling picks to get bodies and camp competition.

Must be a superpower derived from jorts.

It's time for a Mickey Spags smiley.

I guess Hos stole his info from the wrong twitter source this time. Surprised he wasn't naturally drawn to this pick anyway, seeing how Martin and Julie are about the same size.

Garrett is a career killer. Manziel is lucky he dodged that ginger bullet. Too bad the brown bullet did hit him. That might be just as deadly for his career.

LOL

LOL Jerry is gonna fuck this up so badly. So basically is gonna be a normal draft.

Found this gem after every season since 2008:

The one sure thing is that Jerry is going to fuck up this pick, so if the dude doesn't make sense, I'm sure he's high on our board.

We saw what Holmgren did with nearly full autonomy in Cleveland. He was an excellent coach at one point no doubt, but he herp derped along as a personnel man and should probably just shut up at this point. Some of his draft picks are equal to Jerry on the epic failure scale. I hate the idea of...

Actually, I don't think you've ever been right about anything unless you count giving blowjobs, which I'm sure will come in handy if you ever finally get to meet Jerrah.

You and Mickey Spags need to finally just fuck and get it over with.

That's what I Thought.

Tom Landry took teh Ten years too. $100 and an On-Air Debate right Now if You have Balls.

"victim" better known as "Cowboy fans" in this case