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  1. NoDak

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    Freeze to death. You just get lethargic and start to fall asleep. Burning alive would be f'n horrible. Lose an arm, or lose a leg?
  2. NoDak

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    No. Lotion, vaseline, or dry?
  3. NoDak

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    Yes. Springer Spaniel. Best hunter/family dog/telephone operator known to man. Jerry dying of a heart attack on live TV or crashing his plane into the Linc while the Eagles play the Redskins.
  4. NoDak

    Besides following the Cowboys what's your hobby?

    You sonofabitch. I said used to. So I used to be a fuckin' nerd. Not any more. And you're lucky.... Or I'd totally pwn you with with an arcane blast from my ubermage. :awkward
  5. NoDak

    Besides following the Cowboys what's your hobby?

    Golf, fishing/camping, hunting. I used to play WoW like it was a job, but don't think I've played maybe 2-3 hours in the last 6 months.
  6. NoDak

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    Yes. North Dakota oil wells would make an excellent place to hide a body. And I have easy access, so don't F with me. Ginger or MaryAnn?
  7. NoDak

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    Both. The day my grandma died. Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'Hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?
  8. NoDak

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    When we first started dating, yes. After it got serious, no. Why do people eat their boogers?
  9. NoDak

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    B If you had to pick one, which would it be? A. Lick the floor in one of those 25 cent porn peep shows. B. Jerk off a bobcat with a fist full of barbed wire in a telephone booth.
  10. NoDak

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    Oilfield consultant. One person on this board you'd like to kick in the head.
  11. NoDak

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    You mean more than once, right? :awkward Have you ever punched a chick, closed fist? Why?
  12. NoDak

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    Yes. If you had a clear shot at an any American politician, and would get away with it, would you take it?
  13. NoDak

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    Probably by some giant f'n asteroid slamming into the earth, causing massive global temperature changes that will kill off the ones that didn't die in the initial impact. Will a country ever surpass the U.S. as the global power/leader? Who and when?
  14. NoDak

    Muammar el-Qaddafi reported dead.

    Published: October 20, 2011 TRIPOLI, Libya — The head of the Libyan military council said that Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi was killed Thursday as fighters battling the vestiges of his fallen regime wrested control of his hometown of Surt after a prolonged struggle. Al-Jazeera television showed...
  15. NoDak

    Anyone else on facebook?

    Holy shit. You totally roasted him with that epic comeback, bro.
  16. NoDak

    Which would you choose?

    I'll be one rich, jerkin off MFer.
  17. NoDak

    Who's going to the Miami game?

    Thank God you added this. I was so worried you didn't have any time away from your wife just for yourself.
  18. NoDak

    American Horror Story on FX

    You're not sure? Fag.
  19. NoDak

    Price of a 13-year-old girl’s virginity these days? $10,000 says her mother

    There will always be scumbag predators. Parents are supposed to keep their children safe from them. Not deliver them into their hands. She's worse then them, imo.
  20. NoDak

    Price of a 13-year-old girl’s virginity these days? $10,000 says her mother

    lol Jesus Christ you're vulgar. But it works for you.
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