Recent content by tupperware

lol Always something with this team.

23-20. Dallas.

I knew about this weeks ago thanks to my inside sources.

I'd have baked the cake and rigged the top piece with a big rubber dildo that pops up fully erect when someone cuts into the cake.

My sources informed me that it is not, in fact, Bruce Carter.

This is hilarious. It's almost like this team was designed to troll it's own fanbase.

I never told you guys about that time I was leaf blowing the side of my yard and some guys from the army pulled up. I talked to a few of them, one of them used to play for the Cowboys. I can't remember what his name was though, but I think we played in college together. I took a picture before...

They indeed said of a 40 year old, but they left the part about crack head out.

Because we like wasting 2nd round picks on positions we don't really need to address. Think of it as playing with a handicap or a videogame on the hardest difficulty. Jerry Jones likes to challenge himself by wasting picks on TEs.

Man Escobar is just turning it on and catching everything. What a great 2nd round pick. Nah, just kidding. Well, at least he can block, oh wait.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJ2snsLxWw

How he was raised.

It's not deleted, the link was formatted wrong. http://thelandryhat.com/2013/08/17/dallas-cowboys-week-3-pre-season-tilt/