Which would you choose?

[Midswat]

Okay... here's the deal...

You find yourself at a fork in the road, and you can choose one of the following to continue the rest of your life:

Option A

You'll be rich beyond your wildest imagination. You can live anywhere, eat anything, own any material item you so desire, etc. But you can never again have sex, or sexual contact with the opposite sex for the rest of your days.


Or

Option B

You'll live just slightly above the poverty line, always struggling to get by, with a few peaks and valleys along the way. But you will find yourself having the ability to seduce whomever you want, whenever you want, and having an incredible sex life until the day you die.


Which do you chose?

Annonymous poll, by the way.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I would take money, without a doubt. A person can live without sex, but they can’t live without money. I would love to never worry about bills. I could go to every Cowboy game, travel, do whatever i want. Sounds great to me.

On a side note: Was hard to formulate my thoughts with that dude in your sig lol holy shit!

 

[Jon88]

I agree with Everlastingxxx, I would take the money. You can either do one thing the rest of your life (if you choose sex), or many things.

 

[peplaw06]

Option C... I turn around and continue living my life where I live pretty comfortably and continue to have "the ability to seduce whomever want, whenever want, and having an incredible sex life until the day die.

:thumbsup

 

[NoShame]

Option B sounds good on the surface BUT with option A you can probably fund some geeks with the potential to be the next Steve Jobs to create a virtual sex simulator and fuck the shit out of some virtual bitches the rest of your life. Or you can get them to take that advanced sex doll and give it a fuckin' brain programmed only to be your sex slave.

Very tough decision but I gotta go with A. Who likes to struggle, really?

*Edit: If what I'm doing with Option A is against the rules then no deal. Give me any pussy I want and being broke.

 

[Freddie]

You'll be rich beyond your wildest imagination. You can live anywhere, eat anything, own any material item you so desire, etc. But you can never again have sex, or sexual contact with the opposite sex for the rest of your days.

I choose A.

 

[NoDak]

I'll be one rich, jerkin off MFer.

 

[Mr.Po]

I'll be one rich, jerkin off MFer.

Ditto for me.

GI Joe with the Kung-Fu grip. Keeping the pimp hand srong.

 

[cmd34]

There are lot more gay posters on this board than I would have thought.

I thought dbair was the only one, maybe Roy, but yeah, lots of homo's....

 

[Jon88]

There are lot more gay posters on this board than I would have thought.

I thought dbair was the only one, maybe Roy, but yeah, lots of homo's....

You're gay.

 

[cmd34]

You're gay.

Your two fathers are gay.

 

[Cr122]

Definitely B.

 

[Jon88]

Your two fathers are gay.

Your mom is gay.

 

[NoShame]

There are lot more gay posters on this board than I would have thought.

I thought dbair was the only one, maybe Roy, but yeah, lots of homo's....

I'm cool though, right? . . . Right?

 

[Everlastingxxx]

There are lot more gay posters on this board than I would have thought.

I thought dbair was the only one, maybe Roy, but yeah, lots of homo's....

lol Picking option B is an admittance that they do not have a great sex life right now. Plus, it’s possible to accomplish on your own. Becoming filthy rich is much harder to do...hell just paying all the bills is tough! Also, you can pass along the wealth to your kids and their kids or option B and pass Herpes down to others (doesn’t say you are immune to diseases and pregnancy).

 

[cmd34]

lol Picking option B is an admittance that they do not have a great sex life right now. Plus, it’s possible to accomplish on your own. Becoming filthy rich is much harder to do...hell just paying all the bills is tough! Also, you can pass along the wealth to your kids and their kids or option B and pass Herpes down to others (doesn’t say you are immune to diseases and pregnancy).

Option A said you could never have sex again.... Having a great sex life right now = okay to never have sex again ?

 

[Sheik]

Money.

I'd buy one of those weird sex robot things. I saw some on HBO a few years back.

 

[Jon88]

Money.

I'd buy one of those weird sex robot things. I saw some on HBO a few years back.

You should buy one now. They're great.