Jason Garrett: Master Orator

[Scot]

I would rather us lose every last game this season and Garret get fired and get better draft picks for the next head coach to work with

Then have Tony come back, save the season, somehow slide into the playoffs ass backwards only to have us choke in the end

Which would keep Garret for another season, ruin our draft for next year

 

[Dodger12]

Brandon George ‏@DMN_George 6h6 hours ago
Jason Garrett said Cowboys' biggest problem in slowing the Eagles' run game was getting lined up quickly enough pre-snap. Tempo hurt them.

How does this even happen? I mean, was Garrett and company fooled by the no huddle? What the fuck.

 

[Doomsday]

Jason Garrett said Cowboys' biggest problem in slowing the Eagles' run game was getting lined up quickly enough pre-snap. Tempo hurt them.

Didn't hurt them in the first meeting.

 

[peplaw06]

10 minute mashup...

Listen to it all.

Sounds like an actual press conference without all the pauses for questions.

 

[Midswat]

He's so nauseating.

 

[Scot]

Didn't hurt them in the first meeting.

Exactly
Now all of a sudden he couldn't handle it? Or he forgot what he did the first time around that was successful?

 

[cml750]

Nothing surprises me with the red headed idiot. It is truly a sad situation we are in and to think some idiots still defend Garrett is just mindblowing.

 

[cml750]

Mashup of Garrett's postgame presser...



Link: http://dallascowboysuniverse.com/robogarrett.mp3

A better thread title would be Jason Garrett: Master-Bater