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I'll admit it if and when he's holding aloft the Lombardi Trophy and not a second before. I won't be holding my breath though.
 

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He would have to be hoisting his second consecutive SB trophy for me to even entertain the notion. And even then it would be a stretch
 

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The article itself is as comical as its headline. The writer builds his "case" merely on regular season winning percentage when a "franchise" quarterback starts since 2014 throwing out 2015's 4-12 campaign as an aberration. Well big whoopee fucking deal. He goes on to say that greatness is merit oriented. Well you fucking dumbass, Garrett doesn't merit. Tossing the word "great" around so loosely shows your lazy intellect. You cannot even be considered to be great if - by your own meter - you don't win where it really counts. In the playoffs and the Super Bowl. AND when your starting quarterback is hurt! That's when the great coaching makes the difference!

I don't call even Jimmy Johnson "great." But if you did, at least you would have a good argument to be made. Unlike Garrett, Jimmy personally BUILT that monster team of the 90s. Hand-picked the coaches, assistants, players and specialists. Daily mixed and optimized the chemistry with masterful skill. And WON GAMES WITH BACKUP QUARTERBACKS! Garrett by all accounts just stands there like a smiling doofus and drives the bus. And more often than not, runs it off the road with his idiotic in-game decisions. And claps.

He is NOT great, he will never BE great. He froze his own fucking kicker. Just stop.
 

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The writer is from blogging the boys. Their heads heads are so far up Garrett's ass that they could tell you what he had for breakfast. Somebody on Twitter called Birddog26 supposedly feeds them inside info and very close to Garrett. Some think Birddog26 is Garrett's father. I am not sure about that but they go out of their way almost as much as Jerry does to prop Garrett up. They will never say anything negative about him as long he is HC and it benefits the blog.
 

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I don't know if since David Shula has there someone who clearly deserved to be fired and wasn't as much as Garrett. I don't buy the fear that the Jones' seem to have that Garrett is the only person willing to put up with them. The Cowboys could find a good coach to replace him IMO.
 
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KD Drummond wrote the article

He's a fucking homer half-tard. He has one of the only Cowboy podcasts that I just can't listen to. I tried a few times and couldn't get thru his bullshit homerism.
 

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I don't know if since David Shula has there someone who clearly deserved to be fired and wasn't as much as Garrett. I don't buy the fear that the Jones' seem to have that Garrett is the only person willing to put up with them. The Cowboys could find a good coach to replace him IMO.

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you posted something from BTB? those hacks would feed their scrotums into a paper shredder before they ever said anything negative about the team
 

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KD Drummond said:
In fact, only one position may really matter there, because as long as Garrett has a franchise quarterback, he’s been the best head coach in the league over the last three-plus seasons.

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Garrett is the offensive version of Marty Schottenheimer (as a head coach).

Except that Marty would string together back to back winning regular seasons. Garrett hasn't done that.
 

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I'll have a side order of Hater Tots with this gallon of Haterade please!
 
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