Answer the question above you

peplaw06 · Oct 28, 2011

Idgit said:
Three of the main reasons that young people smoke are to look mature, to be like their friends, and to experiment. Since teens see older people all around them smoking, especially their parents and relatives, they smoke to act older. If their friends or peers smoke, they may feel pressured into doing the same to be accepted. The last reason is the excitement of experimenting with something that is forbidden.

If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?

A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

B

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when a woman is taking off her clothes to get into a hospital gown?

NoDak · Oct 28, 2011

Idgit said:
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?

A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

B

If you had to pick one, which would it be?

A. Lick the floor in one of those 25 cent porn peep shows.

B. Jerk off a bobcat with a fist full of barbed wire in a telephone booth.

Sheik · Oct 28, 2011

peplaw06 said:
B

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when a woman is taking off her clothes to get into a hospital gown?

To press record.

Ever cheated on your wife?

NoDak · Oct 28, 2011

Sheik said:
To press record.

Ever cheated on your wife?

When we first started dating, yes. After it got serious, no.

Why do people eat their boogers?

Jon88 · Oct 28, 2011

NoDak said:
When we first started dating, yes. After it got serious, no.

Why do people eat their boogers?

They like the taste of them.

What was the worst day of your life?

peplaw06 · Oct 28, 2011

Sheik said:
To press record.

Ever cheated on your wife?

Not in the same area code... so no.

NoDak said:
When we first started dating, yes. After it got serious, no.

Why do people eat their boogers?

Cause people are disgusting.

What do you wash your ball hair with, shampoo or soap?

NoDak · Oct 28, 2011

peplaw06 said:
What do you wash your ball hair with, shampoo or soap?

Both.

Jon88 said:
What was the worst day of your life?

The day my grandma died.

Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'Hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

Midswat · Oct 28, 2011

NoDak said:
Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'Hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

Because teh P is a V rolls off the tongue better.

Why do we have life sentences?

NoShame · Oct 28, 2011

Midswat said:
Because teh P is a V rolls off the tongue better.

Why do we have life sentences?

Death seems to be an easy way out.

What are you doing for Halloween this year?

marionbarberthe4th · Oct 28, 2011

NoShameInMyGame said:
Death seems to be an easy way out.

What are you doing for Halloween this year?

We Candy Jackin Bitches!

Would you piss in your fathers mouth while hes sleeping for the ability to have pizza be fat free for the rest of your life (you cant tell your dad why you did it)

Bob Sacamano · Oct 28, 2011

Midswat said:
Alright arseholes, here it is, judgement time. No backing out, if you're reading this thread, you're in to play. Answer the question above you honestly, and then leave a question for the next reader. Don't be stupid and ask for contact info, anything racist, or anything incriminating. I have little confidence you guys will be able to follow these simple instructions.

How do you think the human species will become extict?

Those who drive Scions, Accords and Camry S types.

Who is hotter, Laz or Roythehammer?

eagle-9r-sknh8r · Oct 28, 2011

Bob Sacamano said:
Those who drive Scions, Accords and Camry S types.

Who is hotter, Laz or Roythehammer?

Lazroythehammer!

Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

peplaw06 · Oct 28, 2011

eagle-9r-sknh8r said:
Lazroythehammer!

Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

Aniston's face with Jolie's DSLs and body.

tits or ass?

eagle-9r-sknh8r · Oct 28, 2011

peplaw06 said:
Aniston's face with Jolie's DSLs and body.

tits or ass?

I say tits...

bud light or miller light.....(don't say miller light or I'll hunt you down and kick your ass)

marionbarberthe4th · Oct 29, 2011

Waiting on dad/piss answer...

Cythim · Oct 29, 2011

eagle-9r-sknh8r said:
I say tits...

bud light or miller light.....(don't say miller light or I'll hunt you down and kick your ass)

Neither.

Who the fuck drinks light beer?

Sheik · Oct 29, 2011

usernamethe4th said:
Waiting on dad/piss answer...

Yes. I've stopped drinking soda and eating fastfood/pizza/anything that tastes good, trying to stop for at least 6 months. So yeah, I would piss, shit and nut in his mouth if pizza was fat free.

Also, people who eat their boogers make me sick. Makes me want to gag just thinking about it.

Would you chop off one of your fingers or toes to add an inch to your dick?

marionbarberthe4th · Oct 29, 2011

I'd drop both pinkie toes without thinking twice

Would you rather bang Ryan gosling and have the cowboys win the sb, or bang Oprah outdoors in august

Bob Sacamano · Oct 29, 2011

usernamethe4th said:
I'd drop both pinkie toes without thinking twice

Would you rather bang Ryan gosling and have the cowboys win the sb, or bang Oprah outdoors in august

Oprah in the August, fuck the Cowboys.

If Hostile invited you to his house, would you leave something there as an excuse to go back there?

Cythim · Oct 29, 2011

Bob Sacamano said:
Oprah in the August, fuck the Cowboys.

If Hostile invited you to his house, would you leave something there as an excuse to go back there?

I would leave something there, but he would never invite me back after he saw it.

What would you leave to keep Hostile from inviting you back?

2

UDFA

All-Pro

UDFA

Pro Bowler

2

UDFA

2

UDFA

2

All-Pro

UDFA

2

UDFA

2

2

All-Pro

2

All-Pro

2