Answer the question above you

Deuce511 · Oct 26, 2011

Sheik said:
The brunette from CSI Miami.

What do you do for a living?

I listen to people bitch about their problems.

Did you ever get rid of the crabs?

NoDak · Oct 26, 2011

Sheik said:
What do you do for a living?

Oilfield consultant.

One person on this board you'd like to kick in the head.

Deuce511 · Oct 26, 2011

NoDak said:
Oilfield consultant.

One person on this board you'd like to kick in the head.

Lazarus_Logan.

Who's with me on that?

UVAwahoos · Oct 27, 2011

NoDak said:
Oilfield consultant.

One person on this board you'd like to kick in the head.

Idgit.

Favorite cowboys player of all time?

Midswat · Oct 27, 2011

UVAwahoos said:
Idgit.

Favorite cowboys player of all time?

I'd have to say Emmitt. I never rooted for a player as hard as I rooted for him. I literally got misty-eyed when he broke the record.

Would you rather beat your mother with a sledge hammer, or microwave your first born?

Idgit · Oct 27, 2011

UVAwahoos said:
Idgit.

It's on, UVA. Kick-fight at the bike rack at 3 o'clock.

Midswat said:
Would you rather beat your mother with a sledge hammer, or microwave your first born?

Can I beat mom with the microwave?

Why do bunny rabbits rape cats?

peplaw06 · Oct 27, 2011

Idgit said:
It's on, UVA. Kick-fight at the bike rack at 3 o'clock.

Can I beat mom with the microwave?

Why do bunny rabbits rape cats?

Perhaps this indicates that sexual attraction abnormalities can be spread from humans to pets. The number of practicing homosexuals with homosexual pets is not known, but the correlation is clearly evidenced by the large number of gays online proclaiming that their pets are also gay. As more and more homosexuals take up the trend of pet ownership, it is undeniable that we will see an increase in the number of rabbits raping cats.

lol

They do it to arouse their homosexual owners.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

NoShame · Oct 27, 2011

peplaw06 said:
lol

They do it to arouse their homosexual owners.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

I did.

With your kids watching, shot in the face by a gun OR shot in the face with cum by two male pornstars?

Mr.Po · Oct 27, 2011

NoShameInMyGame said:
I did.

With your kids watching, shot in the face by a gun OR shot in the face with cum by two male pornstars?

How bout 2 male pornstars holding a gun. Chances are they will be too preoccupied to have good aim.

Fried chicken / mashed potatoes and gravy or Steak and baked potato

Sheik · Oct 27, 2011

Mr.Po said:
How bout 2 male pornstars holding a gun. Chances are they will be too preoccupied to have good aim.

Fried chicken / mashed potatoes and gravy or Steak and baked potato

Steak and baked potato.

Car or truck?

Midswat · Oct 27, 2011

With these gas prices? Car.

What is the greatest movie quote of all time?

eagle-9r-sknh8r · Oct 27, 2011

Truck

Doggy Style or Missionary?

cmd34 · Oct 27, 2011

Midswat said:
With these gas prices? Car.

What is the greatest movie quote of all time?

Say hello to my little friend!

eagle-9r-skn8r's question was :
Doggy Style or Missionary?

Idgit · Oct 28, 2011

cmd34 said:
Say hello to my little friend!

eagle-9r-skn8r's question was :
Doggy Style or Missionary?

I do all my missionaries doggy-style.

Why does love have to change?

locked&loaded · Oct 28, 2011

Emotions are gay.

Next question?

Sheik · Oct 28, 2011

locked&loaded said:
Emotions are gay.

Next question?

Drew Rosenhaus.

Did anyone see Freese hit that walk off HR to force a 7th game?

Suck it, Ranger fans.

dbair1967 · Oct 28, 2011

Sheik said:
Drew Rosenhaus.

Did anyone see Freese hit that walk off HR to force a 7th game?

Suck it, Ranger fans.

Yes

Why does Bob have a pic of a hot chick as an avatar, when we know he preferred the homosexual unicorns?

Midswat · Oct 28, 2011

dbair1967 said:
Yes

Why does Bob have a pic of a hot chick as an avatar, when we know he preferred the homosexual unicorns?

Probably the same reason you have Drew Bledsoe in your avatar, when we all know you'd prefer a picture of Jerry Jones gaping asshole.

Why do young people start to smoke when the health risks are well known?

dbair1967 · Oct 28, 2011

Midswat said:
Probably the same reason you have Drew Bledsoe in your avatar, when we all know you'd prefer a picture of Jerry Jones gaping asshole.

?

Put crack pipe down fool, thats Aikman

Idgit · Oct 28, 2011

locked&loaded said:
Emotions are gay.

Correct. I would also have accepted 'because the vagina gets boring after a while.'

Midswat said:
Probably the same reason you have Drew Bledsoe in your avatar, when we all know you'd prefer a picture of Jerry Jones gaping asshole.

Why do young people start to smoke when the health risks are well known?

Three of the main reasons that young people smoke are to look mature, to be like their friends, and to experiment. Since teens see older people all around them smoking, especially their parents and relatives, they smoke to act older. If their friends or peers smoke, they may feel pressured into doing the same to be accepted. The last reason is the excitement of experimenting with something that is forbidden.

If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?

A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

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