Happy Birthday Jerry Jones

Midswat · Oct 13, 2011

calvinwatkins Calvin Watkins
Today is Jerry jones birthday.

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That puts him at 70, right?

What's the life expectancy of rich white dudes?

cmd34 · Oct 13, 2011

For your 70th birthday present I would like to give you a real General Manager. You are welcome.

Everlastingxxx · Oct 13, 2011

All i know is Jerry is gonna get shit-faced tonight!

VA Cowboy · Oct 13, 2011

Midswat said:
calvinwatkins Calvin Watkins
Today is Jerry jones birthday.

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That puts him at 70, right?

What's the life expectancy of rich white dudes?

82! ...only 12 more years. :suicide

Midswat · Oct 13, 2011

marionbarberthe4th · Oct 13, 2011

Midswat · Oct 13, 2011

Damn. Name? Source? Nudes?

Cr122 · Oct 13, 2011

Everlastingxxx said:
All i know is Jerry is gonna get shit-faced tonight!

The picture quality sucks in this video, but it's the only one I could find.

[video=youtube;SBdHJNKFpD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBdHJNKFpD8[/video]

Cr122 · Oct 13, 2011

This isn't Jerry drunk but saw this as I was looking for the video above. Wades not the answer, Jerry.

[video=youtube;Vg1-zUH2HLw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1-zUH2HLw&feature=related[/video]

Rock Slamdance · Oct 13, 2011

I'm pretty sure Jerral practices the dark arts and will live forever...unless a virgin of pure honor can cut his black heart from his chest.

carphalen5150 · Oct 13, 2011

Rock Slamdance said:
I'm pretty sure Jerral practices the dark arts and will live forever...unless a virgin of pure honor can cut his black heart from his chest.

I know a guy at the DCC, let me get back to you.

Bob Sacamano · Oct 13, 2011

carphalen5150 said:
I know a guy at the DCC, let me get back to you.

Hold on a minute! Dbair is quite able and willing.

carphalen5150 · Oct 13, 2011

Bob Sacamano said:
Hold on a minute! Dbair is quite able and willing.

Alright...there is a resident virgin here, I don't want to overstep my bounds and bring another one in here.

Bob Sacamano · Oct 13, 2011

carphalen5150 said:
Alright...there is a resident virgin here, I don't want to overstep my bounds and bring another one in here.

What's one more? I bet RTH and peplaw are virgins too.

Mr.Po · Oct 13, 2011

Jerral Wayne Jones is only 69. 13 more years before he reaches the sitting on a portable rolling potty chair covered by a towel at home games while my face rots off and then I croak Al Davis stage.

Cr122 · Oct 13, 2011

lol That would be a kick ass avatar. Nice.

Cythim · Oct 13, 2011

carphalen5150 said:
I know a guy at the DCC, let me get back to you.

roythehammer? I think he posts here as well.

Midswat · Oct 13, 2011

carphalen5150 said:
Alright...there is a resident virgin here, I don't want to overstep my bounds and bring another one in here.

Mschmidt is still a virgin?

BS. You don't go through college and not accidently get your dick wet.

NoShame · Oct 13, 2011

Midswat said:
Mschmidt is still a virgin?

BS. You don't go through college and not accidently get your dick wet.

Not even college... how about LIFE. Fat bitches. Ugly bitches. Retards. Midgets. They'll take any dick they can get.

PS. Happy Birthday Jerry!

Sheik · Oct 13, 2011

NoShameInMyGame said:
Not even college... how about LIFE. Fat bitches. Ugly bitches. Retards. Midgets. They'll take any dick they can get.

PS. Happy Birthday Jerry!

If I ever cheat on my wife, it will be with a midget.

Getting caught in the act would be easy to explain away.

Me: but look how cute it is, honey.

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