Beggars CAN be choosers

I just got home after stopping at Wawa for some cigs. While in line this guy asked me if I had fiddy cents, and I told him that I didn't as I don't carry cash on me, esp. change. So no big deal, I tell the cashier what I want, and dude man says within earshot, "I'm just trying to get some cigs". I'm like, "dude, what can I tell you, I don't have any change.", and so the cashier says to him, "I got it, what kind do you want and how much money do you have?". Dude say he has 5 bucks and wants some expensive ass newports. I couldn't believe it. He could've afforded some cheap ass cigs, but NOOOOO

Newports r 9 bucks around here still won't buy no cheap cigs though lol

You live an exciting life, Sacs.