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    SIAMESE TWINS IN VICIOUS LEGAL BATTLE OVER RIGHT TO MASTURBATE



    A set of 54-year-old conjoined twins from Michigan are facing each other in court, as one of the siblings is contesting his brother’s right to engage in sexual acts without his consent.

    Alfred and Wilbert Peterson were born joined at the waist and facing each other, and spent their entire life this way.

    They have two sets of arms and legs and their own hearts and stomachs but share a lower digestive tract and a penis.

    This shared penis has become a major source of conflict between the twins over recent years, and Alfred is now going to court to keep his brother from masturbating.

    “He keeps playing with our penis without my consent. That’s legally a sexual assault!”

    Alfred says he is suffering from insomnia and from a post-traumatic syndrome after waking up at night on three occasions to catch his brother masturbating.

    “I don’t want to sleep at night because I’m afraid he’s going to touch me.”

    As for Wilbert, he claims he has done nothing wrong and insists that he has the legal right to masturbate.

    He said he waited for his brother to be asleep because he knew he was against it didn’t want to disturb or shock him.

    Wilbert's lawyer, Michael Gallagher, says this trial threatens not only his clien'ts basic human rights, but "the sexuality of all conjoined twins".
    Wilbert’s lawyer, Michael Gallagher, says this trial threatens not only his client’s basic human rights, but also “the sexuality of all conjoined twins”.
    The two of them were facing each other in a specially adapted courtroom this morning in Flint, Michigan.

    Dozens of reporters were present to cover this unusual case, which should clarify many legal issues concerning the sexuality of conjoined twins.

    At the moment, the Michigan state law doesn’t include any guidelines for individuals sharing the same genital organs.

    Across the U.S., the only state to have a law concerning the sexuality of conjoined twins is California, which passed a bill in 2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yimyammer View Post
    SIAMESE TWINS IN VICIOUS LEGAL BATTLE OVER RIGHT TO MASTURBATE



    A set of 54-year-old conjoined twins from Michigan are facing each other in court, as one of the siblings is contesting his brother’s right to engage in sexual acts without his consent.

    Alfred and Wilbert Peterson were born joined at the waist and facing each other, and spent their entire life this way.

    They have two sets of arms and legs and their own hearts and stomachs but share a lower digestive tract and a penis.

    This shared penis has become a major source of conflict between the twins over recent years, and Alfred is now going to court to keep his brother from masturbating.

    “He keeps playing with our penis without my consent. That’s legally a sexual assault!”

    Alfred says he is suffering from insomnia and from a post-traumatic syndrome after waking up at night on three occasions to catch his brother masturbating.

    “I don’t want to sleep at night because I’m afraid he’s going to touch me.”

    As for Wilbert, he claims he has done nothing wrong and insists that he has the legal right to masturbate.

    He said he waited for his brother to be asleep because he knew he was against it didn’t want to disturb or shock him.

    Wilbert's lawyer, Michael Gallagher, says this trial threatens not only his clien'ts basic human rights, but "the sexuality of all conjoined twins".
    Wilbert’s lawyer, Michael Gallagher, says this trial threatens not only his client’s basic human rights, but also “the sexuality of all conjoined twins”.
    The two of them were facing each other in a specially adapted courtroom this morning in Flint, Michigan.

    Dozens of reporters were present to cover this unusual case, which should clarify many legal issues concerning the sexuality of conjoined twins.

    At the moment, the Michigan state law doesn’t include any guidelines for individuals sharing the same genital organs.

    Across the U.S., the only state to have a law concerning the sexuality of conjoined twins is California, which passed a bill in 2011.
    GD!! That's nuts. Imagine taking that one to court. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haleyrules View Post
    GD!! That's nuts. Imagine taking that one to court. lol.
    I'm hoping its a gag site but if not, gawd awful

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    Florida: Man emasculated during failed attempt to rape pit bull


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    Miami| A 37-year old man suffering some very serious groin injuries after being bitten by a pit bull, was admitted at the Ryder Trauma Center, this morning.
    Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.
    The incident took place around 8:30 this morning, in the Allen Morris Dog Park in Miami.
    According to witnesses, 4-year old Spanky, was playing with his owner in the park when Mister Sanchez grabbed him and attempted to rape him. The male pit bull violently resisted and severely injured its attacker’s legs, arms and groin.
    “The dog was just running around, playing with a ball, when the man came out of nowhere and tried to grab it,” says Dorothy Steinberg, a witness of the events. “The man had his pants down and was struggling with the dog. Everyone in the park was just stunned and nobody did anything, but the dog defended itself and bit back. In a matter of seconds, he grabbed the man’s genitals with its teeth and literally tore them apart.”

    According to its owner, this is the first time that Spanky has ever bitten anyone, and he acted strictly out of self-defense.
    Mr Sanchez was bleeding abundantly during his transport to the Ryder Trauma Center, but the doctors were able to stabilize him and they no longer fear for his life.
    Unfortunately, despite tremendous efforts, the medical staff wasn’t able to save his genitals, which were almost entirely destroyed by the dog.
    The motivations behind Mr Sanchez’s actions remain unclear, and he could still face some criminal charges, since the Miami Police Department has opened an investigation on the incident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yimyammer View Post
    I'm hoping its a gag site but if not, gawd awful
    . It simply cannot be true!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haleyrules View Post
    Florida: Man emasculated during failed attempt to rape pit bull


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    Miami| A 37-year old man suffering some very serious groin injuries after being bitten by a pit bull, was admitted at the Ryder Trauma Center, this morning.
    Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.
    The incident took place around 8:30 this morning, in the Allen Morris Dog Park in Miami.
    According to witnesses, 4-year old Spanky, was playing with his owner in the park when Mister Sanchez grabbed him and attempted to rape him. The male pit bull violently resisted and severely injured its attacker’s legs, arms and groin.
    “The dog was just running around, playing with a ball, when the man came out of nowhere and tried to grab it,” says Dorothy Steinberg, a witness of the events. “The man had his pants down and was struggling with the dog. Everyone in the park was just stunned and nobody did anything, but the dog defended itself and bit back. In a matter of seconds, he grabbed the man’s genitals with its teeth and literally tore them apart.”

    According to its owner, this is the first time that Spanky has ever bitten anyone, and he acted strictly out of self-defense.
    Mr Sanchez was bleeding abundantly during his transport to the Ryder Trauma Center, but the doctors were able to stabilize him and they no longer fear for his life.
    Unfortunately, despite tremendous efforts, the medical staff wasn’t able to save his genitals, which were almost entirely destroyed by the dog.
    The motivations behind Mr Sanchez’s actions remain unclear, and he could still face some criminal charges, since the Miami Police Department has opened an investigation on the incident.


    WTF, thats gotta be BS

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    so many questions. Was the guys pants down cause he was 'sagging"? Was spanky "asking for it"? Who really goes after a dog in a public park that way? Why wasn't the dog on a leash? Was Spanky was traumatized from an earlier assault and predisposed to bite genitals?
    and of course probably the simplest but most disturbing question of all: WHY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yimyammer View Post


    WTF, thats gotta be BS
    lol. Hilarious..yeah these stories cannot be true!! Rape a pitbull!!hahahah! Good luck with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superstarcowboy View Post
    so many questions. Was the guys pants down cause he was 'sagging"? Was spanky "asking for it"? Who really goes after a dog in a public park that way? Why wasn't the dog on a leash? Was Spanky was traumatized from an earlier assault and predisposed to bite genitals?
    and of course probably the simplest but most disturbing question of all: WHY?
    Spanky was teasing him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haleyrules View Post
    yeah these stories cannot be true!!
    I sure hope not...

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