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Garrett's record for short week games is now 4-13. That might be a new record of shame, but I would need time to research it. Maybe this weekend I'll look into it. My hunch is that is is indeed a new record, but not confirmed.
 

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Holy shit these are legit embarassing

Garrett should probably think of exiling to mexico w zeke and just stay there. Gingers are rare down there so he could prob earn some decent money as a bartender and then backstab his way to retaurant manager or something. Still more respectable than what hes doing on primetime every other week as a “head coach” (or whatever he does).
 

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Holy shit these are legit embarassing

Garrett should probably think of exiling to mexico w zeke and just stay there. Gingers are rare down there so he could prob earn some decent money as a bartender and then backstab his way to retaurant manager or something. Still more respectable than what hes doing on primetime every other week as a “head coach” (or whatever he does).

Head Clapper.
 

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Not for nothing but dak looks pretty fucking corny too w all his commercial endorsements.

Now hes playing like shit and his face is constantly blasted on tv trying to push something.

Garrett is killing your brand, dak.
 

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Holy shit these are legit embarassing

Garrett should probably think of exiling to mexico w zeke and just stay there. Gingers are rare down there so he could prob earn some decent money as a bartender and then backstab his way to retaurant manager or something. Still more respectable than what hes doing on primetime every other week as a “head coach” (or whatever he does).

Nothing new. He's been embarrassing since he got the HC job.
 

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Holy shit these are legit embarassing

Garrett should probably think of exiling to mexico w zeke and just stay there. Gingers are rare down there so he could prob earn some decent money as a bartender and then backstab his way to retaurant manager or something. Still more respectable than what hes doing on primetime every other week as a “head coach” (or whatever he does).

:lol
 
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NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT!!!!!

92-22 scoring differential over the last three games (70 points) is an all-time franchise worst for a three game stretch.
 
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The last 3 second half scores combined,

OPPOSITION 72-6 COWBOYS

To give an idea of just how bad this is, the 2008 0-16 Lions were outscored in the second half by 121 points FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON. The Cowboys might eclipse that in 5 or 6 games at their current pace.

Pretty sure this is an all-time franchise worst, and might even be a league record for a three game stretch, but much research needed.
 
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NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT!!!!!

*NOTE* Compiling a list of worst three game stretch second half differentials in NFL history. Will be editing this thread as I do more research.

2017 Cowboys 66 points (current) Worst in team history.

Neither the 1960 0-11-1 Cowboys or the 1989 1-15 Cowboys had a stretch even close to this. Safe to say it is an all-time franchise worst. Not even Wade's worst three game stretch was anywhere close to this.

Others samples of know historic bad teams.

1976 Tampa Bay Bucs (0-14): Weeks 9-11 point differential of 62 points; Weeks 12-14 point differential of 60 points

2008 Detroit Lions (0-16): No 3 game stretch even close to 60 points.

1981 Oakland Raiders got shut out 3 straight games (weeks 4-6). The 2nd half point differential was 40.

1981 Baltimore Colts (gave up 533 points, and arguably the worst defense of the Super Bowl era): weeks 9-11 - 40 point differential was their worst 3 game stretch.

1966 New York Giants (gave up 501 points): weeks 11-13 - 51 point differential was their worst.

1967 Expansion New Orleans Saints: weeks 1-3 - 49 point differential.

Guys, I've checked some of the worst teams, defenses, and 3 game stretches in NFL history, and the only other team to have a three game stretch of 2nd half point differential of 60 points or more is the 1976 expansion Buccaneers who are considered the worst team of the Super Bowl era.

Over the weekend I'll look into the stone age where expansion teams came and went, and stunk legendarily.
 
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3 straight games with under 10 points - franchise record
10 straight quarters with no touchdowns - another franchise record

And other fascinating and embarrassing Garrett accomplishments in this article
 
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