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:lol

Randy Gregory is responsible for 75% of that all by himself.
 

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Holy shit that's bad!

I figured we would be in top when it comes to suspensions but I had no idea it would be by that much!
 

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I was just about to post the same thing

Hopefully this is the end of Lucky deopsalot with the Dallas Cowboys

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Huh? Neither Ginger or Jerry makes any or the other look like anything but clueless buffoons. So, not sure what asshole you're referencing here.

I think Zeke on the field makes Jerry and Ginger look somewhat competent, but it is like makeup on a pig. Rub off the makeup and its still a pig. Off the field Zeke makes Jerry in particular look look like the bumbling, incompetent enabler of Boys Town that he has always been.
 

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I think Zeke on the field makes Jerry and Ginger look somewhat competent
To uninformed casual onlookers and lapdog sports press and media acolytes, maybe. To the rest of us Zeke on the field looks like a no-brainer draft pick worked out for one season so far.
 

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I'd love to know what he stole. Beer? Food? Candy? Condoms? Sunglasses?
 

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Can't wait to catch up on yesterday's press conference at the opening of camp later. Got my checklist of Garrett-speak at the ready;

Accountability
Day to day
Grow as a person
Demeanor
A good person really
We still believe in him
Process
Progress
Focus
Moving forward
Made great strides
Great opportunity
Work ethic
Fight
Scratch
Claw

I would do it as a drinking game and down a shot each time I hear one of these phrases but I don't think my liver would survive it.
 
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Dale Hansen just ROASTED Ginger at the presser, asking "I don't want to ask about any incident or individual player, I just want to know if at any point you've ever made a cut based on a player being just too STUPID to play for the Cowboys?"

Words to that effect. Video coming.

EDIT: Video here!

https://youtu.be/sAYG0gslhec
 

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Can't wait to catch up on yesterday's press conference at the opening of camp later. Got my checklist of Garrett-speak at the ready;

Accountability
Day to day
Grow as a person
Demeanor
A good person really
We still believe in him
Process
Progress
Focus
Moving forward
Made great strides
Great opportunity
Work ethic
Fight
Scratch
Claw

I would do it as a drinking game and down a shot each time I hear one of these phrases but I don't think my liver would survive it.

Don't forget "character." Even when you have about half your team in the news for being a knucklehead.
 

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Oxnard CA, attending Training Camp

So lucky steals $40 worth of shit at a convenience store then doesn't show up to court and gets a bench warrant issued for him

Hmmm.....

At least he wasn't stealing panties and cologne ala Joseph Randle
 

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So lucky steals $40 worth of shit at a convenience store then doesn't show up to court and gets a bench warrant issued for him

Hmmm.....

At least he wasn't stealing panties and cologne ala Joseph Randle

Him and Randle are buds I bet
 

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When Garrett was asked if he/the Cowboys are considering outright releasing Lucky he had this to say

"Oh, absolutely," he said firmly. "Depending on what the situation is, we’re gonna respond accordingly. Do what’s in the best interest of the Dallas Cowboys."

I call utter bullshit on that and will only believe it when I see it
 
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