Are Cowboys whitest team in NFL?

Rock Slamdance · Oct 16, 2013

Tony Romo
Kyle Orton
Phil Costa
Travis Frederick
Doug Free
David Arkin
Jason Witten
Gavin Escobar
Cole Beasley
Nick Hayden
Sean Lee
Kyle Bosworth
Cameron Lawrence
Jeff Heath
LP Ladoucer
Chris Jones
Dan Bailey

That is a whole lot of honkey

Midswat · Oct 16, 2013

Pablo Escobar doesn't check "Caucasian" when filing out applications.

Jon88 · Oct 16, 2013

Escobar is White Hispanic.

Rock Slamdance · Oct 16, 2013

Midswat said:
Pablo Escobar doesn't check "Caucasian" when filing out applications.

He does when he asks for a loan.

Jon88 · Oct 16, 2013

I doubt he ever fills out job applications or asks for loans, guys.

Come on.

cmd34(work) · Oct 16, 2013

We start 3 black guys on the O Line, I'm guessing that beats the league average.

Romo and Escobar are technically Hispanic. I'm sure we are similar to most teams in our "whiteness".

bbgun · Oct 16, 2013

Pats are pretty white, but Boston sports teams are notoriously racist.

Rock Slamdance · Oct 16, 2013

cmd34(work) said:
We start 3 black guys on the O Line, I'm guessing that beats the league average.

Romo and Escobar are technically Hispanic. I'm sure we are similar to most teams in our "whiteness".

Romo and Escobar are halfs. Lets compromise. I'll count them as one white dude.

marionbarberthe4th · Oct 16, 2013

And what's with the influx of long haired crackers

cmd34(work) · Oct 16, 2013

Rock Slamdance said:
Romo and Escobar are halfs. Lets compromise. I'll count them as one white dude.

Is Escobar half? You might need to go 75% with these two.

JBond · Oct 16, 2013

Rock Slamdance · Oct 16, 2013

marionbarberthe4th said:
And what's with the influx of long haired crackers

Special teams, brah. They're good at it. Can you imagine how great Bill Bates would have been if he had golden locks flowing from his helmet?

Jon88 · Oct 16, 2013

cmd34(work) said:
Is Escobar half? You might need to go 75% with these two.

You can't have 75%, bro.

100%, 50%, 25, 12.5, 6.25, 3.125, 1.5625, .78125, .390625, .1953125, .09765625, .048828125

Omegasupreme · Oct 16, 2013

marionbarberthe4th said:
And what's with the influx of long haired crackers

The Dallas Gregg Almonds

Hoofbite · Oct 16, 2013

Jon88 said:
You can't have 75%, bro.

100%, 50%, 25, 12.5, 6.25, 3.125, 1.5625, .78125, .390625, .1953125, .09765625, .048828125

Then what the fuck would you get if a 100% bred with a 50%?

jeebus · Oct 16, 2013

Hoofbite said:
Then what the fuck would you get if a 100% bred with a 50%?

One good marriage from the 7/8's rule and good credit.

Jon88 · Oct 16, 2013

Hoofbite said:
Then what the fuck would you get if a 100% bred with a 50%?

Well you would get 75% I guess.

Future585 · Oct 17, 2013

At one point last week, the Packers offense had 8 white guys on the field.

Rodgers, Kuhn, Jordy, and all 5 linemen.

UVAwahoos · Oct 17, 2013

Future585 said:
At one point last week, the Packers offense had 8 white guys on the field.

Rodgers, Kuhn, Jordy, and all 5 linemen.

Didnt they lose last week?

ThoughtExperiment · Oct 17, 2013

Didn't at one point the last couple years the Pats have maybe all but one WR (or second TE)? They had all 5 OL, Brady (of course), Woodhead, Welker, Edelman, and Gronkowski.

Pretty crazy.

2

2

Pro Bowler

2

Pro Bowler

Draft Pick

Administrator

2

2

Draft Pick

UDFA

2

Pro Bowler

2

Draft Pick

UDFA

Pro Bowler

2

2

Quality Starter