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  • Everytime I get into poison ivy, I always get it on my scrotom. I think I put my hands in my pants too much.
    Queensland Heeler ass tastes like a Bojangles biscuit. Lightly buttered. Not quite fresh. Maybe left out on the counter under a ceiling fan for a few hours. But you can still taste it.

    Eye contact afterward is slightly uneasy, but nothing says domination like licking another living things ass. You own all after that.
    I like the first 2 or 3 swigs of cream soda. After that the flatness sets in.

    I still haven't worked up enough nerve to taste my dogs ass. I'm afraid someone is going to walk in on me.

    How do you explain that away?
    I think Cream soda is a northern thing. I used to get those as a kid when I lived in New England, but I haven't seen them in years after moving to the dirty souff.
    I disagree.Purebred German Sheperd's ass tastes like cream soda and flea powder.

    Now,pit bull's asses do taste like a root beer float,but only if they haven't been trained to fight.Fighting pits asses taste like tabasco and jalapeno with just a hint of lime.
    Depends on what kind of dog you have. A purebred German Shepherds ass tastes like a root beer float.
    Lucky that I'll never have to go far for that crisp clean taste of diet coke.

    Unless I'm far from a store and my dogs aren't with me.
    lol Sheik, I'm not sure why you're confirming that your dogs have asses, and how luck works into that equation?
    I was hooked on diet coke a few years ago.

    I've never tried dog ass. Lucky for me I own two dogs and they both have an ass.
    Paradoxically, Diet Coke is the only thing that cools the heartburn down.

    What a dilemma!!1!!
    You ever had heartburn wake you up? I think my 12 pack a day Diet Coke habit is catching up with me.
    I tivo'd a copy of it and watched it after the 2nd quarter of the Redskins game. I had to turn that game off because the announcers were riidiculous Redskins homer (Doc Walker) and some other guy. While the Redskins did look very good, these guys were wetting their pants in excitement. "I know it's pre-season, but this is still the Colts 1s out there! You can't dismiss this!"

    Regarding Jersey Shore.... Sam and Ron got back together. He's such a bitch. Mike brought that blonde chick and her twin back to the house, but the twin ended up hooking up with troll Deena and then Vinny - after claiming she was a virgin. Ronnie outed Mike for saying he and Snook shagged. Snook confronted him and a huge argument ensued. Mike told Ronnie he was disappointed that he couldn't keep a secret. lol Mike.. the shadiest, most two-faced, gossipy ****** in the world.... says that.

    Appearantly next week is when he and Ron get into a brawl. Tune in.
    I've never gone deep sea fishing, which is kind of odd considering I live 20 minutes from the ocean.
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